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Sunday, December 17, 2006
Cut my hair again on Friday...This is the shortest liao...if not later look like a monk....Let hear wat ppl comment on my new hair style...

The hair stylist: U sure u wanna cut so short..你是不是失恋?
Me: Sick of long hair lah (失恋那是N年前的事,在说我也不会那么傻)
The Hair stylist: Hor...你的耳朵很硬hor,你是不是很staburn...
Me: 还好啦,这叫做原则。
The hair stylist: 你很象那个台湾客家一哥小锺哦...越看越象。
Me: OMG....


The One who washed my hair: Y cut ur hair shorter and shorter?
Me: I Like short hair...

My friend who went fishing with me: Wa...Hair so short hor..did ur parent say anything?
Me: Ho xie lah...they say nothing(They have not see yet)

My fatehr: Wa hair so short. I like it ( I was sleeping,so he nvr really see how it looks like)
My father: Kan ni nie...like that how to go see ppl.
Me: Kan nin bu lei...It's nice hor...( Then u can see all those F words flying around in the air..This is the way we communicate.)
My father: 你是不是在外面学坏,才剪这种发型的?
Me: Kan na sai...u think 太多了,你不做作家太可惜了。
Sometimes my father like to 胡思乱想 abt me and my brother...The way he thinks is that u nvr know what is going to come out from his mouth...sometimes he even suspect that i am gay...Then I told him, if u are a gay, I am still not a gay...Knn...XXX...

My Mum: Wah...U crazy har...go cut ur hair like that..how to see ppl. Wat is that Z sign...
Me: The Z sign represent dad's concubine...then behind is u...or u want the Z sign to be u, then behind is dad's concubine
When my mum heard wat i said, she was smiling, coz she got nothing to say...I always said something "weird" to her whenever she comment on my new hair..or u can say that we communicate in such way.

What a weird family i have, How weird am I...hahaha...


12:29 AM


capture the present

不妄想成为美女眼中的王子,
因为那是丑男的梦想,
可我是大男孩。
大男孩有大男孩的理想.
从没有停过寻找自己心中理想的乐园,
因为那是大男孩的理想归宿,
而我就是大男孩。
不过在这之前我的最大愿望是当一回美女眼中的王子,
我很想知道,
当上丑男朝思暮想的美女眼中的王子到底是什么滋味...
美女别走,我在这!理想乐园,你在哪?
PS:本人真的很丑...


shit it out U





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